Shit happens, Block! Like getn a bunch of dope music (including yours) to listen to from some random (fine) Carib woman on the train to Chicago... Stay up!

By posting anonymously, I assert that I have no reason to lie for the sake of boasting. Yes, these things happen. I used to start fights as a teenager for no real reason (I'm 32 now) because I had very serious, unresolved issues and could snap at random. Also, to wit:
"A.Men talking absolute bullshit.

B. Girls/women with self esteem that equals:"I am only worth the sexual happiness I give men.""

It's not always a lie. It does happen, albeit rarely.

Peace block... damn son this shit does go down on both levels. Not sure, about ur budz but, im 35 and both this ish is pretty regular shit too myself and many people i know... but im from europe, so girls aint as... um... american (haha), plus the fighting thing over here is pretty standard, (its the lack of glocks n hecklar n koch's), nowadays its usually late teens who dont get too many free blowjobs ;)
As a fellow DJ, surely you been playin out and got women offering themselves??? if not you need to get out of the states more often?

personally, I would believe the 50 something guy. Obviously he wasn't gonna tell anyone until she moved out. He had to make sure he was in the clear. I don't know if you've ever been involved with a woman who's younger than you, but 9 times out of ten (if you're reasonably good looking) you have the upper hand. Does this make the 50 year old a sleazebag? I don't think so. It's not like he's married. He's probably an unhappy son ofa bitch though. Being that old and not finding true love is a giant drag.

First off you're blogs are dope.
Second, I've never heard of a random bj story by someone except for one that was on Too Hot For TV (those vids by that guy that made Girls Gone Wild). Some chick gave a dude head in the middle of a rap concert and it's on tape. Other than that..nope.

Random fights..I can believe it.

You obviously have way too much time on your hands to be pondering random acts of sex or violence in connection to alternate universes or what not. People say the strangest things, yes. Do you have to believe or give them merit? Not all the time. I don't know man, stick to the beats so I don't have to ponder this weird shit either. Damn...

Down at the local watering hole I heard a similar yarn but this one was backed up by pictures. During a snow storm a drunk girl fell down. When a passer by who happened to be a young male helped pick her up she proceded to give him filacio right then and there in the street. Where am I when these blowjobs are being handed out randomly to people?

ur blog is kick arse form Hal 12 UK (obv)

hmmmmm, statistically speaking this shits bound to happen every now and then but i'm pretty much with you homie. shit is rare...

your neighbor sounds like a complete liar but I have randomly ended up in both situations you described to a lesser degree atleast once in my life.

Well, I know my 2 buddies and I got jumped by five or so wildin'-ass kids in Minneapolis once for no reason whatsoever. Sucker punched, all that shit, while we were walking down the street talking amongst ourselves, middle of downtown, after a Del show. A separate time in Minneapolis, I was walking around minding my own business, and this dude with his 2 buddies slammed a basketball into my head from about 4 yards away. So, I guess shit does happen, unfortunately the second more than the first, in my case.

I'll answer you Block, I never have and never will randomly wrap these lips around some strangers cock. Not even El-P's...given the opportunity I'd want to, but I couldn't.

I've had some slutty friends in my life and I don't recall many stories like that, and the few I've heard involve her getting off too. No wait my best friend sucked random nasty nasty cock once and that was that. She has daddy issues.

Oh my gosh, no, I have! I just remembered. Ewwww what is wrong with me?! I was young and coerced. Damn you I had that buried.

I have this shit happen to me fairly frequently (couple times a year, this year more). More of the former than the latter, thankfully.

These incidents almost always occur for me with heavy use of drugs/alcohol. There's always some reason (even if I'm not aware of it). It definitely has to do with the way I carry myself (I can be an asshole).

Most of the time when people tell stories about these things (when they are true) they omit/exaggerate things (including me).

But even when I don't, it's still unbelievable. The only reason my friends believe me is either they have been present for an incident or has been told be some one who has.

Also these incidents will multiply with the spreading of these stories by others. Especially ones of the first type.

One of your most insightful yet.... definitely wondered about the unwarranted blowjob stories. Apparently this is some multi-national illuminati club we don't belong too and these guys have magnetic mushroom tips.

the guys who tell you those stories are probably the same guys who were cockblockin everyone else at the party last night cause there was only fat girls left.

he was probably wearin a fitted, a tap out shirt and some jeans
with some holes that were already in them.

and the reason they told you that story was cause they went home and the only thing they could think about is how they couldn't get pussy.

or maybe they just settled for the fat girl cause otherwise that'd be a severe blow to their self esteem.

i'm definitely down for a random bj though lemme know if you find one.

I honestly don't have trouble doubting the fact that girls would be sexually random due to the lack of low self-esteem in females these days. Guys are fucking professionals when it comes to making girls feel like shit. On the other hand, guys are also pros at making girls do random sexual acts. It starts when some guy(s) make a girl lower her self-confidence, and then guy(s) come along and try to boost that low confidence by saying stuff like "Oh yeah, I think you're beautiful, but only if you please me. Suck my dick, and you'll be perfect." etc. For males, being a prick; and for females, being a whore: those are shoon-ins.

As for fighting, it's definitely a big thing now for people to fight these days. It's usually for absolutely nothing, too...nothing important, anyway. People fighting over ridiculous things like girls/boys or sports are the most common from my perception. I don't really have too much to say about all that though. I think fighting's fucking stupid.

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It does happen randomly sometimes. This girl that worked at a sandwich shop whom I had never spoken to but always thought was super fine started hollering at me on myspace a bunch, then gave me her number. We hung out all day the next day....and the kicker was she drove, and it was her BOYFRIEND's car. So we end up going out to a bar and getting pretty buzzed, and she came home with me and gave the dopest head I've gotten to this day. I was unaware of the whole boyfriend situation and the fact that it was his car until he walked up to me while I was at work and told me. Most awkward conversation EVER. They come and eat at the restaurant I work at like 3 times a week. Always a very awkward situation........haha. SORRY DUDE!

Only sluts suck dick for fun..hahah..and only assholes get into fights. Plain and simple. I'm going to post this on my blog.
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I would have to agree your feelings toward the mad stories that somehow manage to skip over a few number of people.

It funny to me how people can't live with out a good story, something blowin up, fluff and all so they have to invent a story to subside the bordem.

Love the music Blockhead!

Sorry to say Blockhead but, sometimes the fights do occur with no premise........... Although most of the time i've seen and met the liars that r as delusional as a movie on acid! Truth be told it's an idiot that starts it and he doesn't even see what he did or y it happened! Finally, he tells a tale of his woe that has nothing to do with what happened........I've seen it so much .....The moto TRUST NOONE is becoming all to true....But, on the lighter side they usually don't remember bcuz they're all jacked up from the situation! lol to funny

Sorry to say Blockhead but, sometimes the fights do occur with no premise........... Although most of the time i've seen and met the liars that r as delusional as a movie on acid! Truth be told it's an idiot that starts it and he doesn't even see what he did or y it happened! Finally, he tells a tale of his woe that has nothing to do with what happened........I've seen it so much .....The moto TRUST NOONE is becoming all to true....But, on the lighter side they usually don't remember bcuz they're all jacked up from the situation! lol to funny

block your blogs suck now. go make a beat or something

Convenient how the guy waits until she moves out to tell you.

Bitches givin' mad headz'.

A.Men talking absolute bullshit.

B. Girls/women with self esteem that equals:"I am only worth the sexual happiness I give men."

Pieces of Vomit on them hoes!

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