Ok so...sometimes the good thing about being me is that you get free shit; sneakers, t-shirts, booze, etc. When you're in a band that potential increases by about 70%. Well maybe not, because Jared always complains about never getting anything.

Anyway the pros are never really having to shop for clothes (that is if your a simple dresser) and not having to do laundry for months at a time if you dont want to. The cons are not having enough space to store all of that shit and finally having to do your laundry. Not to mention that when the sponsor sees you in anything other than their shit they might call you out on it. However, thats a small price to pay, trust me as last week the good people at Nike fed ex'ed me my pick for this week; The Air Jordan Patent Leather VI Olympic.

Now I remember seeing these and thinking to myself, "They're cool but I'm sure it will be a pain in the ass to get them." By pain in the ass I mean I'm not standing in line for 3 days or searching through every fuckin borough for them. But lo and behold theres a knock on my door and its the fed ex man with a box. When I took them out I wasn't sure what to think. They're cool but they're patent leather and all white. They look like baby shoes. I rocked them anyway and of course some girl totally stepped on them but being patent leather, just wipe away. I hear they were all gone instantly but theyre going for $228 at flight club, that is...if you're interested.