This one's for you Iowa!

Today's Definitively Daily brings you news of the latest duo of Def Jukies to embark on an exhausting series of tour dates held by the Vans Warped Tour every year. This tour runs for two full months every summer and goes to nearly every corner of the United States of America. This epic journey will be embarked upon by none other than the brave adventurers of Junk Science. Stalwart and steady, these two heroes will be checking in periodically with the website, telling of their adventures throughout all of the US, and shaking every hand of a fan they can. Be sure to stop by and say hi if you're heading out to any of the shows, there are plenty of other amazing acts worth seeing, check the listings. In other news, check the interview with Dizzee Rascal on Shabooty, and learn how to speak English all funny like.

As we stated earlier, this post is dedicated to the brave citizens of Cedar Rapids Iowa. Nearly 9,000 of them have been evacuated from their houses due to massive flooding of the Iowa River. Some residents banded together to place sand bags along city streets and stop the water from flowing into up river sections of town but many residents have had to leave their entire livelihoods behind. The whole city lies in wait for the predicted 1AM river crest. Mother nature is a bitch and just to show our solidarity here is some semi related proof that El-P does in fact care about global warming (ergo you probably should too):

Also of note, the Supreme court grants the Guantanamo detainees the right to challenge their detention in front of a civilian court, President Bush says....(translation: Wanh wanh wanh wah)