I was listening to that Tom Waits song 'You're Innocent When You Dream' and I thought; " If that's true, then I suppose you're also innocent when you jerk off." This really came up cause I've heard girls complain about their boyfriends jerking off. Whether it be why? to whom? or when? It seems to be an issue a lot of girls have...

Back when I was in high school, New York Magazine did an expose article on 'prep school gangsters'. These were all kids who went to NYC private schools and I went to school with tons of them. From uptown to downtown, they were everywhere...

(**Note to read article, Click here, scroll down to 1996 stories it is the cover article) 

It’s impossible to find a version on YouTube that will let you embed it.  Looks like Universal got this on lock. They don’t want this message getting out I guess.

I'm not a fan of weddings, not the idea of getting married, but the actual ceremony and the activities that follow. Over the years I've been to a bunch of them. Some were kinda cool, some were boring, most were somewhere in between. Here's just a random list of wedding thoughts:

What's wrong with people? I'm beginning to realize a sad truth; A huge portion of people (at least in NYC) were never taught common sense or common decency in public places. Being a dickhead while in your home is one thing but making everyone around you have to deal with it is not only annoying, but it's selfish...

You know when you form an opinion based on very little and stand by it like you could write a book on the subject? Sweeping generalizations and unjustified judgments. Gotta love them. If you're like me, you do this shit all the time and don't think twice about it.

I was watching this comedian the other day, he was about 35+, and he was talking about how great drugs have been to him. It got me thinking about drugs in general. I've never been a big drug guy. Partially cause I don't have an addictive personality but also because most drugs just don't make me feel particularly good. As I've gotten older, I can honestly say drugs are pretty corny. Not in the "It'll ruin your life" kinda way (although I have seen that happen) but in the "No 30 year old looks cool snorting coke" kinda way.

So a few weeks ago I did something that I realize now, should have done much earlier; I packed up my cable boxes and dropped them back off at Time Warner...

There's nothing wrong with shooting for the stars..just be realistic...and not like these people:

Hey homeless guy..here's an idea, how bout you DON'T stand outside of banks.