Sweeping Generalizations with Blockhead: Drugs...
Posted on 07/18/2008

I was watching this comedian the other day, he was about 35+, and he was talking about how great drugs have been to him. It got me thinking about drugs in general. I've never been a big drug guy. Partially cause I don't have an addictive personality but also because most drugs just don't make me feel particularly good. As I've gotten older, I can honestly say drugs are pretty corny. Not in the "It'll ruin your life" kinda way (although I have seen that happen) but in the "No 30 year old looks cool snorting coke" kinda way.
Here are some little notes on drugs:
Weed-
There was a time when I smoked weed on the regular. I was never the "smoke alone" type but I would buy it occasionally, get stoned, and freestyle. Yes, it was so long ago that I actually rapped.
While some people can smoke weed and do math equations, I become a stuttering retard with a heart condition. It's simply not for me. It's like the opposite of xanax. It's an anxiety giving drug for me but, as i said, everyone is wired differently and one man's paranoia is another man's bliss. So, I'm not dissing weed when I say I have an issue with people who take it on as a lifestyle.
By this I don't mean people who smoke it all the time and go on with life normally, I mean people who are obsessed with weed and weed culture. People who travel places to try different weed and say shit like "Vancouver? It's awesome..you smoke the weed?". People who subscribe to High Times. People who pimp their myspace pages with various pictures of bongs and weed leaves. People whose one interest is "smoking a joint". These people are fucking corny. Weed makes 90% of the people who smoke it boring and stupid. Sure, it's great for watching tv or listening to music...or even jerking off. However, defining your existence by weed is pretty much like wearing a sign on your face that says "Do yourself a favor and don't talk to me". Weed people are annoying. They're hippies. They're thugs. They're hippie thugs. They're people, who conversing with, can be mind numbing. Fuck them.
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**Age Appropriateness-
No one should ever start doing drugs after the age of...I don't know...23. If you're 27 and have never done coke, guess what? don't even bother. You made it that far without it and you've officially passed the age where it's cool.
Coke-
I've never done coke in my life, something about snorting things doesn't appeal to me. But the real reason is because I'm a sensitive vagina. I had to take Ritalin in high school for a bit and the speed in Ritalin fucked me up enough for me to know I should never go near anything speed related. Coke was an easy one to pass on. Especially considering people who are on it tend to suck horribly while they're on it.
Conversing with a Cokey person-
...Is the worst. You ever talk to someone who has no interest in talking to you? That's a cokey person. They just kinda perch in a conversation just waiting for their time to swoop down and not shut the fuck up for 20 minutes. They don't listen to anything. They don't follow a conversation. They just wait their turn and talk endlessly. Not only that, but they're brash and think everything they're saying is super important. Even when I'm shit faced and talking to a cokey person, I still think to myself "Man, I'm drunk..but this motherfucker is annoying and tedious".
Boning Cokey Girls-
Seeing that I don't do coke, I actually haven't hooked up with many cokey bitches. But, on the occasion that I have, it's been fucking retarded. First off, anytime you're trying to get with a coked up girl, you gotta realize, the coke comes first. Once, I literally had a girl stop, mid-sex, to go do a line in the bathroom. Coke fucks up priorities if you're fucking or about to fuck. The drug you're doing should take a back seat. That's like stopping sex to do a round of shots...
Note: I do know people who thrive on cokey girls though. It's really fucked up how low a girl will go when coke is involved. Reason 32944893 why I don't want a daughter.
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Ecstasy-
I loved esctasy...the first time i did it. Everytime after that (about 5 times or so) it just got whacker. I never did it with a special someone and honestly, I never would want to; "Having sex on ecstasy will ruin sex forever!" I imagine ecstasy sex to be reaaaaaally corny; Candles. Incense. Coldplay (or some downbeat techno bullshit). Really slow softcore movie sex. I'm sure it feels great...but fuck that gay shit. To me, ectasy was always a camaraderie drug. A drug you take and completely (and embarrassingly) bro out on, it never made me remotely horny. It's kinda like a corny truth serum that'll make you tell a good friend what a great guy he is. I think I stopped ever wanting to do it when I was sober and around a bunch of people on X. they looked grimy. Big vacant eyes...saying dumb shit...huddled in a little group. There was a tangible filthiness to them that just sucked all the appeal out of it for me.
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Shrooms-
Possibly the only drug I still wanna do on occasion. Of course, it would have too be a very controlled area with hand picked friends..but still, I'd do it. The thing about shrooms is that you have to be in a good place, mentally that is, to do them. You got issues? Stick to drinking. One time I was shrooming with a bunch of friends and my boy Phil (AKA phat + ill = phil, a name we discovered, not surprisingly, while shrooming) and he started bugging. I guess he had some issues at the time cause he kept needing to call his mom. Anyway, we were roaming around the Battery Park City area and Phil decided to stop in front of one police plaza and vomit violently under a huge street lamp. We were carrying a shitload of drugs and, big shocker, watching someone barf on shrooms, isn't exactly dope. It was neither phat nor ill. With that said, I once saw a rhumba line of rollerbladers wipeout right in front of my while shrooming and i laughed for about three hours...and that's always nice.
Heroin-
I bet that shit feels amazing, but so does taking a huge dump - it doesn't rot away your body and make you a zombie. So, my advice to smack heads would be just eat tons of fibrous foods and hold in your shit till you can't walk. Then go release the hounds. It's like five orgasms wrapped in a backrub...and no needles involved.
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Crack-
Seriously...who does crack more then once (maaaaybe twice)? It's the poster-child for drugs low life's do. At what point does someone just submit to the fact they're a crackhead? It's fucking crack!
Meth-
You gays and rednecks finally have something in common. How come the redneck Meth heads always look like a tornado hit their mouths but they gay meth heads just look like old ravers? They must work out.
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Comments
That crazy fucking Canadian guy that killed his neighbors
Posted on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 00:53 by: Zobotnik (not verified)
It's good to know that someone else out there found that picture unsettling enough to warrant resurrecting. Unquestionably one of the creepiest photos ever...jesus, i mean, everything about him looks crazy as shit. Even his EARS look hostile.
Thanks for the re-horrification.
Weed heads.....
Posted on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 18:19 by: BigBen (not verified)
I agree totally about the "weedheads". I smoke every day, but I'm not one of those weird-o's that dress in hemp, hang out by the college campus's (but doesn't attend college) just so they can make friends with the college kids and smoke up their nug's, then come to me talking about, "man, you're mids aint shit. This cat I know on campus hooked me up with this stuff that hat THC crystals all over is with ourple hairs etc. etc.".
I have almost an identical
Posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 18:12 by: Anonymous (not verified)
I have almost an identical drug profile. You're really spot on with a lot of this stuff.
But you left off LSD. I have seen some people get permamently fucked up from taking acid.
These drugs aren't made for walkin'
Posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 12:26 by: spungzilla (not verified)
I tell you man, your philosophy on drugs really sounds familiar to me. For the most part, I would agree totally.
I think many of them have no use. While the occasional joint is cool and shrooms every great now and then are alright, most drugs just don't fit the bill for me. It's like playing a game with a bummer at the end and you never really win. Coke may be fun at first or for a while, but you get sexual dysfunction, a heart condition and an empty bank account as your prize. Fuck that. I say get high on the retardation of the people around you, as they seem more entertaining than drugs have ever been for me. They say truth is stranger than fiction, and I am willing to agree. Just sit on a park bench sometime and watch the weirdness just walk by.
Better than TV.
Peace
tha most addictive drug NICOTINE
Posted on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 01:53 by: MuthaTongue (not verified)
I have quit them all but cant seem to ditch that shit. and i firmly believe that it is tha true gateway drug.
I AGREE WITH THE BLOCK ...
Posted on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 20:15 by: Drugtards (not verified)
on pretty much everything, except that alcohol should be thrown into this mix. The shit damn near chewed through my liver like an acid etching on plexiglass. Alcohol kills more people (roughly half a million in the US alone per year), disfigures more infants, causes more egomaniacs to let their homicidal tendencies flare up (then say, "it's okay cuz I don't remember, brah") and is the only drug that kills cells from every organ in your body. It's fuckin' ferked. It is poison for me. Weedheads can be annoying as shit. And, I smoke everyday. It does not interfere with my life, but when some asshole acquaintence of one of my friends gets all excited because he just got a really cool Graffix plastic bong, and he's gonna smoke DOWN like it's some big fucking deal, I just sigh and go home to smoke by myself. Cokeheads are pooky fucktards who need to shut up with their ADHD rants. I get sick of their little bathroom shuffle huddles. Geeks! Wow, you put stomped-on, cut-up shit into your mucus membranes and rant incoherent babble like Gilbert Gottfried. Shut up. Meth heads are warped people too. Don't trust 'em, just like you don't trust opiate or coke junkies. Oxys, Xanax, Somas, Valium ... it just gets old as you get older. Right on, Block. I guess the BLOCK IS HOT.
PS - I'd do shrooms again and I'd still like to try DMT. But, no acid, ever again. I don't think I could eat any cleaner acid, than I've already had.
Yo Tony, Go Plant a Fucking Tree
Posted on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 15:42 by: Darth Fader (not verified)
you goodie gumdrops; you
ExTc....(MDMA)
Posted on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 02:46 by: Feelin Lucky (not verified)
When I did X I tended to get lost. It made me zone out "real bad". I never had sex on it because I had heard that it would never be the same and I LOVE it so I do not want to change it! But I got hooked and it took a special little miracle to get me off that drug! Her name is Ally...my pride and joy. She is 2 now and mommy has the only drug she needs....a daughter that loves me! WHAT A HIGH!!!
It's been amazing to read
Posted on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 21:00 by: ame (not verified)
It's been amazing to read through your blog; it'd be nice if more kids could hear and/or comprehend the real advice you have on drugs. I think that the 'popular' images created by celebrities/musicians impression kids to seek out and be a part of the drug culture before they can be critcal of empty and pointless doing drugs is.
I think you're an amazing musician and hope that your views are able to reach kids and they'll listen.
thanks
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You captured the talking to
Posted on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 14:03 by: Button Pusher (not verified)
You captured the talking to a cokehead scenario perfectly. It is exactly that. They just blurt out run on sentences about things kinda about the subject @ hand but not really. Funny.
And if I were white I would just carry coke and ex on me as bait for women, but as a brother from Harlem it's not worth the risk. I might catch a case and end up doing some football #s behind some shyt I don't even use myself. Not worth it. I can bag shorties 420 style fine so far.
What about acid/mesc? How do you feel about that?
Yer blog is great, keep it up. And I hate blogs most of the time.
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGs, cant live
Posted on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 10:47 by: Linkie (not verified)
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGs, cant live with it cant live without it. How boring wud life b without our good friend mr drugs. Screw all u people that abuse it, nw us 'recreational' users have to suffer. Shrooms is the greatest ever. if i recomend 1 drug, that wud be it.
its true parents that use drugs have kids that do drugs, important lesson..... DONT have KIDS
hahaa
Posted on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 01:09 by: frog jenkings (not verified)
I've read this before..
you've upgraded it though!
I hate drugs,
all of them
My mind and my body strongly disapprove as well..
DOWN WITH OPIATES
Posted on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 00:38 by: ChrisWithaC (not verified)
Perscription and non-perscription opiates really ruirned my life for two years. I look at it now and it was such a waste of time. Some people can take a roxy ocassionally, but for a person with an addictive personality, this shit is bad news. Its the perfect set-up to anyone that is vulnerable. If your not in pain, DON"T abuse them! I have been off all that bullshit for more then a month, and I feel like singing Slug's "Nothing but Sunshine." Like Block said about not trying Coke after a certain age, apply that to opiates.
all in retrospect
Posted on Sun, 07/20/2008 - 00:00 by: carriebeans (not verified)
good views - i found myself seeing a lot of similarities to your post in peers who kept using after i stopped. makes you wonder why you try shit in the first place. i guess it's always the novelty...followed by disgust and shame. hehe, and this is why i'm not a shroomer :)
i'll have to read more of these!
Ha
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 23:53 by: Dan (not verified)
Spoken like a true alcoholic. 12 steps 12 traditions my friend.
I pretty much agree with
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 23:26 by: sick_transit (not verified)
I pretty much agree with everything you said about weed and weed-heads. I never tried anything above weed but I'm not interested in changing that all. Also fuck anyone who smokes in front of people who don't.
meth
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 20:41 by: Ling (not verified)
BAAHAAHAAHAHA! These fuckers on meth. Ive seen it first hand, Redding CA is a redneck Meth head or Hippie pot head city. oh and then theres the white kids who think they are from the bay.
BUT the meth heads are all the same. you can spot them from two miles away. Really tan, messed up hair, twitchin and muttering to them selves. ive even had a meth head walk by me and yell "FUCK OFF BITCH" to me when i had said nothing.
Drugs are bad mkay.
On point
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 17:45 by: Whitney (not verified)
I really never take much time to read blogs but yours had me "hooked" all the way to the end. Waaaaayyy too many people that I grew up with are down the tubes thanks to drugs..heroin and crack are sadly popular ones here now. It's fucking disgusting. I've always been a pot smoker...and I loved ecstasy right along with you but that's a thing of the past for sure. I hate the way I look on it...I definitely would not want to be around someone that was not doing it. Let's stick to pot and the occasional boozing...get ur lives together people. Coke is a joke.
hahaha
Anyways, I enjoyed. Thank you.
This is amazing! You got the
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 17:41 by: nosilla (not verified)
This is amazing! You got the conversing with a coke head down. Grrrr, I hate it!
FUCKING GREAT! I THINK YOU
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 15:30 by: Anonymous (not verified)
FUCKING GREAT!
I THINK YOU LIKE THE WORD CORNY ALOT........BUT YOU FORGOT THE LAMEST AND MOST UP AND COMING DRUGS......PRESCRIPTIONS!!!!
GOT TO BE THE WORST ALL AROUND DRUGS OUT.
This makes...
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 06:09 by: Will.i.am.not (not verified)
me wanna smoke some shit.
Get this man a soapbox.
Posted on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 04:35 by: Paws (not verified)
I haven't ever done shrooms, coke, crack, and heroin, but your views on them are pretty realistic haha.
I used to smoke a lot, until I realized how terrible of a "community" being a pot head was, so this rant holds pretty true. At this point in most people's lives, including my own, turn back, or to, drugs seems kind of juvenile. I was always the sober one out when people were doing shit like Meth and going retarded on shit like DXM (Robo tripping). Seeing your friends try to "scale the walls" of a dorm hallway claiming they're Spiderman is pretty classic though.
I'm going to have to start checking more of your "blog" posts =].
Sniffing glue
Posted on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 22:58 by: Mr. loverman...SHABBA! (not verified)
Let us not forget the wonderful drug that is airplane model glue. YUM!
Good blog, Blockhead. You're a funny dude
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