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 <title>Chef/DJ StrESE Brews a keg of Terrorist Fist Jab Milk Stout</title>
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&lt;sup&gt;&lt;i&gt;(Lead Photo by Todd Westphal) &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;Many of you probably are unaware that our fantastic label manager here at &lt;b&gt;Def Jux&lt;/b&gt;/ Founder of &lt;b&gt;Embedded Records&lt;/b&gt;/ &lt;b&gt;DJ Ese&lt;/b&gt; etc etc etc, is a bit of a foodie. Not only does &lt;b&gt;DJ Ese&lt;/b&gt; leave us with great recipies and important (life saving even) cooking tips but recently he has started brewing his own beer.....&lt;/i&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:44:58 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Sweeping Generalizations with Blockhead: Old to the New</title>
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&lt;i&gt;I was walking down the street today and I passed a group of high schoolers. My immediate reaction, because I’m a prick, was &amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;fuck these kids...&amp;quot; But as I continued walking I began thinking of being young. Some guy (too lazy to look it up) once said &amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;youth is wasted on the young&amp;quot; &lt;/i&gt;[editorial footnote - it was &lt;b&gt;George Bernard Shaw&lt;/b&gt;]&lt;i&gt;. That quote popped into my head after seeing those kids... &lt;/i&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:16:12 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>A Special Tuesday Edition of Sweeping Generalizations with Blockhead: For the Ladies...</title>
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&lt;i&gt;How to Maintain your Booty Call without Driving the Guy Away in Fear....&lt;/i&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:20:41 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Featured Merch: Bronx and Chicago Fitted Hats</title>
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They&#039;re Here!!
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The new DJX fitted hats are in stock now, but in limited and short supply. 
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Get a jump on that and have your pick of the &lt;a href=&quot;/store/catalog-product/DJX-Fitted-Chicago.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Chicago design&lt;/a&gt; - in black - or &lt;a href=&quot;/store/catalog-product/DJX-Fitted-Bronx.html&quot;&gt;the Bronx&lt;/a&gt;- in navy blue. 
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 <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:05:43 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Featured Merch: The DJX Protect T-Shirt</title>
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&lt;i&gt;Its that time again, and we&#039;ve got some good stuff coming to the pharmacy this fall. Introducing the &#039;DJX Protect&#039; T- shirt in&lt;a href=&quot;/store/catalog-product/DJX-Protect-Tshirt-Blue.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; Blue&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;/store/catalog-product/DJX-Protect-Tshirt-Yellow.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Yellow.&lt;/a&gt; Preorders ship OCTOBER 2ND!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;Get your preorder on now and get a DJX drop card which will grant you 10 classic DJX tracks totally free!! &lt;/i&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:36:46 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>The Def Jux Tribute to Governor Sarah Palin</title>
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&lt;i&gt;Here at &lt;b&gt;DJX&lt;/b&gt; headquarters we&#039;ve been accumulating many worth while reading/ viewing materials on the republican candidate for vice president, Sarah Palin. We felt in the spirit of informing the voters of America, we would share them with you...&lt;/i&gt;
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First up, the place where Sarah Palin gained all of her &#039;nation building&#039; experience...
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 <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:53:00 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>(A Special Monday Presentation of..) Sweeping Generalizations with Blockhead: You are Innocent!</title>
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&lt;i&gt;I was listening to that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tomwaits.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;Tom Waits&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt; song &#039;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;You&#039;re Innocent When You Dream&#039; and I thought; &amp;quot; If that&#039;s true, then I suppose you&#039;re also innocent when you jerk off.&amp;quot; This really came up cause I&#039;ve heard girls complain about their boyfriends jerking off. Whether it be why? to whom? or when? It seems to be an issue a lot of girls have... &lt;/i&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:11:30 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Sweeping Generalizations with Blockhead: Whatever Happened to the Prep School Gangsters?</title>
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&lt;i&gt;Back when I was in high school, &lt;b&gt;New York Magazine&lt;/b&gt; did an expose article on &#039;prep school gangsters&#039;. These were all kids who went to NYC private schools and I went to school with tons of them. From uptown to downtown, they were everywhere... &lt;/i&gt;
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(**Note to read article, &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://nancyjosales.com/stories/&quot;&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt;, scroll down to 1996 stories it is the cover article)  
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 <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:08:57 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Hip-hop Do&#039;s and Don&#039;ts with Yak Ballz</title>
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&lt;i&gt;It’s impossible to find a version on YouTube that will let you embed it.  Looks like Universal got this on lock. They don’t want &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdWOoL31IJc&quot;&gt;this message&lt;/a&gt; getting out I guess.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:14:15 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Sweeping Generalizations with Blockhead: Wedding Balls</title>
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&lt;i&gt;I&#039;m not a fan of weddings, not the idea of getting married, but the actual ceremony and the activities that follow. Over the years I&#039;ve been to a bunch of them. Some were kinda cool, some were boring, most were somewhere in between. Here&#039;s just a random list of wedding thoughts:&lt;br /&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri,  8 Aug 2008 17:31:48 -0400</pubDate>
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